Chicago trip.

AT. THE. MOTHA FUCKIN. CHEESECAKE. FACTORY.

I have composed a poem for the occasion.

I’m so excited about the cheesecake.
I wish that I could wheeze fake.
Zipping down a fucking waterfall of cream.
It almost seems like a fucking dream. LADIES.
Bout to drink some strawberry lemonade and it smells like a strange sugary flower.
As soon as I tasted that shit I realized it was really…..Jesus fucking Christ, that shit is sour.
Ever had a steak with a side of vanilla bean cheesecake.
I have.
Ever got so fat your cheeks swell.
Eye glass.
10000 calories: all of it fat.
10000 wannabes: whip creamed topped hat.
Oops, I’m dead.
Diabetes.
Jk, I’m not dead.
DieAhBeatus

way-of-the-gun:

Dr Lecter rolling up his sleeves.. To cook?

way-of-the-gun:

Dr Lecter rolling up his sleeves.. To cook?

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I was driving along after having a quick chat with the friendly neighborhood motomart guy. He asked, “how was your evening” and I had to stop and think about that for a few milliseconds. And what I thought about was a statement I had made earlier in the night when I was asked why I was planning on going to London. I said that there wasn’t really anything left for me here. After tonight though and examining the people I spent it with. I realized that to make the statement I had made was an insult to them. They are worth staying for because they are some of my favorite people. So finally I said to the motomart guy. Pretty awesome. Thx for that to you few who are my favorite people.

I was driving along after having a quick chat with the friendly neighborhood motomart guy. He asked, “how was your evening” and I had to stop and think about that for a few milliseconds. And what I thought about was a statement I had made earlier in the night when I was asked why I was planning on going to London. I said that there wasn’t really anything left for me here. After tonight though and examining the people I spent it with. I realized that to make the statement I had made was an insult to them. They are worth staying for because they are some of my favorite people. So finally I said to the motomart guy. Pretty awesome. Thx for that to you few who are my favorite people.

giveme-brandy-onmybreath:

library-of-crazy-221b:

niknak79:

He’s tripping on acid.

I tried to scroll past…

quick someone we need to neutralise it DROP THE BASE

giveme-brandy-onmybreath:

library-of-crazy-221b:

niknak79:

He’s tripping on acid.

I tried to scroll past…

quick someone we need to neutralise it DROP THE BASE

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hey—tearcatcher:

dysphorism:

queenplague:

5secondsofsmumer:

j4479:

deserves at least a sarcastic laugh. xp

this has been on my dash all day and I just got it now


Someone explain please?

hahahah

Sugar cubes

hey—tearcatcher:

dysphorism:

queenplague:

5secondsofsmumer:

j4479:

deserves at least a sarcastic laugh. xp

this has been on my dash all day and I just got it now

Someone explain please?

hahahah

Sugar cubes

(Source: j---9)

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